Globers find it ironic that we use cell phones to post Flat Earth memes. Because the very devices we are using, prove that earth is a globe! See! Because satellites! We prove that satellites exist when we use cell phones!
But do we really? Do cell phones rely on satellites? Do satellites orbit the earth?
No. Satellites are a hoax. If satellites were orbiting the earth, it would look like this:
Are there thousands of satellites in orbit?
We have no real photos of satellites in orbit. Supposedly thousands of satellites are orbiting the earth. If that were the case, shouldn’t a satellite show up in a photo every now and then? Especially when we’re taking pictures of the moon? With thousands up there, satellites should appear in photos all the time. But we never see pictures of satellites. Aside from fake photos, we never see photos of satellites at all.
What about the ISS?
The ISS (International Space Station) is not real. Something the size of a football field, 250 miles in the air would not be visible from earth. And yet they produce fake photos of it.
Think about this. Take a football field–one hundred yards long–and place it 250 miles away from you. If you’re in New York, place the football field in Washington, D.C. Can you see a football field in D.C. from New York?
If you’re in St. Louis, can you see a football field in Indianapolis?
And it allegedly travels 17,000—ten times the speed of a bullet. TEN TIMES THE SPEED OF A BULLET. Something the size of a football field, travels ten times the speed of a bullet shot from a gun. What makes it go so fast? We don’t know. Is there any footage of it going that fast? No. You’re just supposed to watch the “Live Feed” (aka green screen video shot here on earth) as the “astronauts” play guitar, wear gorilla suits, and chat with journalists, all the while travelling ten times as fast as a speeding bullet. Are there any critical thinkers left in the world? Is it just me?
So all photos of the ISS are fake, and photos and videos taken from inside the ISS are filmed in a studio here on our stationary plane. The ISS exists to fool gullible people.
But if satellites are fake, how does GPS work?
GPS works by tower triangulation. That’s why it doesn’t work well in rural areas or out in the ocean. Lack of towers = poor triangulation.
How is data transferred then?
Undersea cables transfer data, according to this article from Newsweek, which, by the way, is not a Flat Earth publication.
What about images from Google Earth?
Since the 1940s, airplanes have been used for aerial photography. This is still true today.
What about the satellite dish at my house?
Many have pointed out that these dishes always point sideways, at 45° angles. Why? Because they’re not receiving a signal from a satellite! They are receiving signals bounced off the dome, or firmament, the solid structure above our realm. They call it the ionosphere.
If satellites were real, we would have equal coverage all over the surface of the earth. But as it is, we have weak signals…where? In places where there aren’t many cell towers. Like the desert. Or the ocean. Or in the mountains.
Thanks for reading!
Satellites are fake!